![]() 08/08/2013 at 14:59 • Filed to: bad joke thursday | ![]() | ![]() |
A piece of string walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, mate, we don't serve string". So the dejected piece of string goes outside, ties himself in a bow and ruffles up his ends. He heads back in and goes straight the bar. The barman says "Oi, aren't you that string from before?"
The string replies "I'm a frayed knot".